do you despise eReaders and have tons of extra cash
...then this is for you: The Penguin Classics Complete Library is a massive box set consisting of nearly every Penguin Classics book ever published and is available on Amazon for only (only!) $13,413.30.
laid end to end they would hit the 52-mile mark
700 pounds in weight
828 feet if you stacked them
They arrived in 25 boxes
My only complaint would be that Penguin Classics tend to be crappy books physically.