A few choice examples (NSFW):
- "Why do people drive like such morons in this shit?"
- "Hey asshole! This shit's not Vasoline! You can drive faster that 6 miles an hour!"
- "This crap's gonna be piled up in disgusting dirty brown heaps for weeks."
- "Fuck these fucking fuckers who can't drive in this fuck!"
- "Ahhhh! You drive on this asshole-shit-motherfucker like it's nuclear!"
- (directed at a plow driver) "push the fucking fuck fuck onto the curb, not back into the road!"
- "gawd I hate everybody! All of you! All because of this ... grrrrrrr!" (picture head exploding)
*asshole-shit-motherfucker is actually quite productive in my dialect. It replaces a great many phrases.